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Summary: Multiple witnesses saw a man attempting to engage a van in sexual activities before passing out in a neighbor’s yard.

The color red has a way of turning objects sexier – red stiletto heels, a red Camaro, red lipstick – but there is a limit to how sexy something that is red can be. One Ohio man didn’t understand that limit when he tried to have sex with a red van.

  
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Dayton, Ohio police received multiple 911 calls on Tuesday evening about a man with his pants down, “swinging on a stop sign.” Another call detailed that the suspect was trying to have sex with the front grill of a parked van. They spotted the suspect “sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van at this intersection.” The man then “laid down and possibly passed out” until he later stood up and walked around in circles “like he is on some type of drug.”

See Florida Woman Caught on Tape Allegedly Having Oral Sex with Dogs.

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Officers responded to find 35-year-old Michael Henson wearing gym shorts and shoes and “appeared under the influence of some type of narcotic.” He was arrested for public indecency and is being held at the Montgomery County Jail on $2500 bond.

Cops located the owner of the van to let them know the van may have been “violated.”



Do you think this man should be charged with anything else? Tell us in the comments below.

To learn more about people having sex with inanimate objects, read Man Who Has Had Sex with 999 Cars Is Ready to Settle Down with VW Beetle.

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