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Summary: Documents retrieved from the hack of the Democratic National Committee’s servers detail an elaborate plan to attack the Republican Convention this month.

The Republican National Convention should expect an unwelcome guest at this month’s meeting. The Democratic Party is rumored to be planning to crash the convention with gimmicks and stunts highlighting the “Trumpocalypse.” They will do this by focusing on Donald Trump’s spray tan, dog whistle proclivities, and tiny fingers.


Hacker Guccifer 2.0 has exposed the Democratic Party’s plan in his latest attack on the Democratic National Committee’s servers. The plan titled, “Counter Convention Plan Sketch” is 22 pages long, including details of their activities in Cleveland during the Republican convention which begins July 18. The details explain that the DNC will start their tactics the week before.

Read Everyone Wants to Hack Hillary Clinton.

The 22-page plan of attack also comes with an $800,000 bill. There are 16 staffers already placed in Cleveland but more will be added to be available for media interviews and to run an RV serving “as a mobile billboard.”

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DNC officials also plan to locate themselves at “friendly union hotels and properties around the convention that Republicans will be patronizing to distribute ‘care’ packages” for those sickened by the convention. Other kits that will be handed out include a “Trumpocalypse Survival Kit” that includes a barf bag, Tylenol, Alka Seltzer, and a clothespin for holding ones nose, a “Go Trump Yourself” kit with spray tan, dog whistle, hair dye, and tiny foam fingers or hand clappers, and a “Successful Businessman Starter” kit with a $40 million check from “your Dad” and a diploma from Trump University.

See NY Attorney General Sues Donald Trump over his Bogus “Trump University”.

A citywide strike of fast food workers is another part of the plan, supposedly over the $15 minimum wage debate. There are still many other parts to the master plan in the works.

Guccifer 2.0 claims to be a Romanian hacktivist but security researchers still believe he is part of a Russian espionage unit.

Do you think the DNC will follow through with this plan? Tell us your thoughts in the comments below.

To learn more about Guccifer 2.0, read Democratic National Committee Easily Hacked Again.



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