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Smart Guy Posts Ad for United States Attorney General on Craigslist
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Summary: An advertisement for the United States Attorney General position vacated by Eric Holder has been published on Craigslist and it is glorious.

Not long after United States Attorney General Eric Holder announced his resignation from the post, an advertisement appeared on the Washington, D.C. page on Craigslist for the opening.


The ad was published in the all jobs, cabinet level openings section of the D.C. page on Craigslist. We have embedded a screenshot of the ad in this post for you to enjoy. The person who created this has quite a mind because this ad is one of the best things we have come across in a long time.


The wording in the ad is absolutely impeccable, especially the note that the race card is accepted as a valid form of identification. The ad also mentions that the candidate needs to have extensive contacts in Mexico to be considered for the job.

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One of the best parts of the ad is the mention of responsibilities of the job. These include covering up any misconduct from the White House or the IRS, spying on reporters, filing work, covering up law enforcement misconduct and much more.

The requirement that the cover letter submitted for the job must include selfie is also hilarious.



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