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Most people, when talking jokingly about law firms, tend to use the hilarious law firm name of ‘Doowey, Cheatum and How.’ Well, we now have the top 10 list of funniest law firm names out there today. This list is pretty good, especially the ones that can be mistaken for an inappropriate phrase. Then there is one law firm name that is so long I could never imagine answering the phone there on a regular basis. Take a look at the law firm names below and leave us your thoughts in the comments section. If you know of any other real law firm names that fall into this category, please let us know. We are always looking for a good laugh.


Possible tagline: ‘We bring the payne to instill the fears.’

Possible tagline: ‘We low ball them and then…’ Well you get the idea.

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This law firm name really speaks for itself.

Possible tagline: ‘We keep getting smarter and biggar each year.’

Really?! We apologize to the receptionist at this law firm. Hopefully they pay you per word when answering the phone.

There are so many different angles we can take with this one but all we can think of is one impressive college party.

Possible tagline: ‘We will bore them into submission and then leach their money.’

Possible tagline: ‘We bicker so you don’t have to.’

Maybe she should have considered practicing a different area of law.

Hopefully this does not prove that lawyers really are a dime a dozen.


Imagine the attorneys working at some of the funniest law firms with names at length that we hope the receptionist is paid per word, when answering the phone. Here are the shortlisted top 10 law firms with funniest names for a hearty laugh.



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