Kris and Kim fell out the tree, no more K-I-s-s-i-n-g. If you have had any contact with humanity at all I am sure you have heard about the elaborate wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. E- Entertainment TV aired a two part series for a total 4 hours of planning and partying to celebrate the wedding. But anyone watching the Wedding special would have had doubts about the success of this match up. They didn’t seem to be that happy together. She decided not to take his name, and he insisted that his dogs sleep on their bed. Either of these would be deal breakers for most people.
It is unfortunate that Kris, or so he claims found out about the divorce via the World Wide Web, but he had to have seen it coming. All of America did. The wedding only lasted 72 hours, but according to the many stories posted on the web, not many were surprised, some were surprised it lasted that long. Kim filed for divorce and seems to be getting a bad rap in the news, but hers is not the first celebrity marriage to end abruptly. She is actually number 7 on the top 10 list of shortest celebrity marriages.
She is joined on this infamous list by Kenny Chesney and Renee’ Zellweger at number 10, and the couple at the top of the list didn’t even last 72 hours. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander called it quits after only 55 hours. Why were these couples not hounded as badly as Kim Kardashian. Well the other couples on the list did not have an 10 million dollar wedding that was televised on a multi show special. These couples also did not make a reported $15 million dollars for the rights to their wedding footage. This whole dilemma has left the producers at E scratching their heads wondering what to do with all of the footage of the wedding, and the air space on which they plan to show the episodes, over…. and over…. and over again.
It looks like it may be pretty difficult to keep up with the Kardashians, especially, Kim Kardashian, who has left the country for Australia. But even though she has gone down under, surely she will not be able to escape the events of the last few months. To see more about the other celebrity couples that un-tied the knots with record speed go to: Shortest celebrity marriage list, Kardashian makes top 10 – National Global Entertainment | Examiner.com