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Update on Healthcare.gov Technical Issues

Amid complaints about the new Healthcare.gov website performance problems, Angela Leonard, a spokesperson from the government’s IT team, met with…

Redskins Agree to Change Team Name to ‘Washington Bumbling Chinamen’

Following a meeting between NFL executives, Redskins owner Dan Snyder, and members of various Native American tribes, the NFL announced…

LEAKED EMAIL: Hillary Clinton Discusses 2016 Strategy with Joe Biden

Our team of hackers has recently gained access to Hillary Clinton’s email database. The following represents an email sent from…

Opinion: People Do Not Seem to Prefer Eating Chicken When They Are Sitting in a Room That Resembles an Egg

by Dr. Jason Stalwortz, Professor of Psychology at Northern University of Seattle To my esteemed colleagues, 35 years ago, a…

Opinion: Regarding My Raving Yesterday…Nevermind About All That

by Diane Reivy, White House Stenographer My Fellow Americans, Hello. By now you may have heard that I went on…

Congress Moves on from Shutdown to Prepare for Fall Harvest Dance

Now that the Senate and Congress has voted to end the government shutdown, sources are reporting that politicians in Washington…

Iran Agrees to Limit Nuclear Program to “Moderately Destructive” Capabilities

Diplomats emerged from intense discussions at Geneva this morning with encouraging news on the nuclear situation in Iran. According to…

NFL Review: Week 6

Each week, our team of analysts and insiders will offer their expert insight onto the best football games of the…

How Politicians are Spending the Shutdown

As the government shutdown continues without an end in sight, here's how some members of congress and the senate are…

Opinion: Would Anyone Like Some Information about my Newborn Child?

by Halle Berry I don’t know if you guys have heard, but I just gave birth to my second child.…

NFL Review – Week 5

Each week, our team of NFL analysts will offer insight and analysis of the top NFL games of the weekend:…

NFL Review – Week 4

Each week, our team of NFL analysts will offer insight and analysis of the top NFL games of the weekend:…