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Healthcare.gov Fixes

The roll-out of the government’s Healthcare.gov website has been problematic to say the least, but after a month of work…

NSA Leaks Secret Edward Snowden Documents

Earlier today, major media outlets came forward to reveal that over the past few months, several reporters have been in…

BREAKING: Supporting Cast of Knightrider to Reunite to Ask David Hasselhoff for Money

According to a joint statement released by the series producers and cast members, the supporting cast and crew of the…

Opinion: Alright Kid, if This Video is Going Viral You’re Going to Have to Cuten Up

by Bert Housler, local dad and producer Ok, I got the video camera on...Debbie, does that lighting look good to…

Best of Black Friday Deals

Black Friday has arrived, and here at JDJournal we want make sure you are alerted to the hottest deals…

Opinion: I Don’t Care if the World is Watching, I Will Not Pretend to Enjoy These Thanksgiving Ceremonies

by Malia Obama Ok, enough is enough already. I need to be blunt for a moment. As the daughter of…

Study: Social Media Not Revolutionizing Way Ellen Newsome Connects with World

A shocking new study released out of Western State University reveals that modern technology is not having a profound effect…

BREAKING: Politician Takes Responsibility for Mistake

During a press conference about the problems with the roll-out of the health care website, President Obama shocked the nation…

Autumn Breeze Carries Grandmother Back to Traumatizing Wind Turbine Experience

According to various members of her family, a slight fall breeze has triggered a reminiscence in local grandmother Bethany Wallace,…

Billions of Years of Entropy Lead to Man on ‘Shark Tank’ Pitching Styrofoam Shoes

According to a recent report from a team of physicists at Starbucks International University of Washington (Seoul Campus), billions of…

Americans Excited for New Batch of Politicians to Criticize

According to reports from across the nation, following yesterday’s midterm election results, citizens around the United States are expressing their…

Jonas Brothers Begin Preparations for 2034 Reunion

According to sources close to the band, now that the Jonas Brothers have broken up they are ready to begin…