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After a lengthy trial, Carlson was accused of stealing a Mercedes Benz. However, the jury ultimately found him not guilty.

Later that same day, Carlson returned to the judge who had presided over the case and made a request. “Your honor,” he said, “I would like to issue a warrant for my dishonest lawyer.”

  
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The judge asked for the reason behind this request, saying, “Why would you want to have him arrested? He won your case and secured your acquittal.”

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Carlson replied, “Well, your honor, I couldn’t afford to pay his fee, so he took the car I had stolen instead.”





 

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