Breaking News

Romney’s Debate Night Cheat Sheet
Download PDF
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

A few commentators have suggested that Romney cheated during the presidential debate, using crib notes to keep tab on his zingers. Speakers at these debates are barred from bringing notes.

The evidence is based on a mere few seconds when Romney approaches the podium and removes a white folded something from his front pants pockets. Commentators such as the Daily Kos find something especially sinister in keeping one’s alleged handkerchief in such careful order in such a pocket. The Daily Kos said, “I have never seen a man’s hanky be so uniform and flat coming from a front pant’s pocket. Back pocket, yes, breast pocket in a jacket, yes, but not from the front pant pocket.”

“A Romney spokeswoman says it was a handkerchief, but the Internet isn’t buying it,” claimed the Daily Beast, suggesting the internet is haunted by credulous idiots. They also bothered to call it “Hankeygate 2012,” a tired to the point of death reference to Nixon. Early this year, Romney’s Aide had made an Etch-a-Sketch metaphor commentators were calling “Etch a Sketch gate” being low, apparently, on imagination.

  
What
Where


In response to the hoopla, a Romney Aide said simply, “It’s a handkerchief,” seemingly perceiving that a word more on the topic would be a waste of breath.

Nevertheless, for commentators to allege that Romney cheated in the debate suggests they were at least impressed.

Get JD Journal in Your Mail

Subscribe to our FREE daily news alerts and get the latest updates on the most happening events in the legal, business, and celebrity world. You also get your daily dose of humor and entertainment!!








 

RELEVANT JOBS

Law Clerk

USA-DC-Washington

C2 ALASKA, LLC Washington, DC   The Law Clerk II Journeyman- Division of Enforcem...

Apply now

Director of Administration

USA-VA-Arlington

Director of Administration (Communications/Litigation/Transactional Law Firm) Fletcher, Heald...

Apply now

Legal Executive Assistant

USA-VA-Arlington

Legal Executive Assistant (Communications/Copyright/Litigation)   Fletcher, Heald & Hi...

Apply now

Department Chairperson, Law Center

USA-FL-Miami

Miami Dade College, Wolfson Campus is now accepting applications for the Department Chairperson...

Apply now

BCG FEATURED JOB

Locations:

Keyword:



Search Now

Attorney

USA-FL-Jacksonville

Jacksonville office of a BCG Attorney Search Top Ranked Law Firm seeks an attorney with 4-20 years o...

Apply Now

General Liability Associate Attorney

USA-GA-Atlanta

Atlanta office of a BCG Attorney Search Top Ranked Law Firm seeks general liability associate attorn...

Apply Now

Wealth Planning Senior Associate/Of Counsel

USA-NV-Reno

Reno office of a BCG Attorney Search Top Ranked Law Firm seeks wealth planning senior associate/of c...

Apply Now

SEARCH IN ARCHIVE

To Top