Teenager Stows Away in Airplane Wheel Well
Teenager Stows Away in Airplane Wheel Well
Wu-Tang Clan Affiliate Attempts Suicide by Cutting off Penis, Jumping from Balcony
Wu-Tang Clan Affiliate Attempts Suicide by Cutting off Penis, Jumping ...
Proposed 2015 Budget Would Increase Taxes by $1.4 Trillion over the Next Decade
Proposed 2015 Budget Would Increase Taxes by $1.4 Trillion over the Ne...
Woman Blogs About First Year of Marriage; Sitcom Deal in the Works
Woman Blogs About First Year of Marriage; Sitcom Deal in the Works
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Three Killed by Gunshots in Torrance Old-age Home

Three Killed by Gunshots in Torrance Old-age Home On Tuesday, three people were found shot dead in the lobby of a home for senior citizens in Torrance. According to the LA Times which reported the incident on Wednesday, it looks like a murder-suicide at the hand of a…>read more

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South Carolina Revenue Director Resigns; Over 4 Million Taxpayer Accounts Hacked

South Carolina Revenue Director Resigns; Over 4 Million Taxpayer Accounts Hacked On Tuesday, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley said that she had accepted the resignation of the Department of Revenue Director Jim Etter over a report showing huge security breach at the South Carolina tax agency. The report from computer security…>read more

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Sales of Sex Toys Increase in Canada; NHL Lockout Credited

Sales of Sex Toys Increase in Canada; NHL Lockout Credited   According to retailers in Alberta, Canada, sales of sex toys have increased during the fall season for one major reason: the lockout of the National Hockey League.   “We’d be gearing up for [NHL hockey] now, but there’s nothing,…>read more

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“Sleeping Beauty Syndrome” Costs 17-year-old Girl 64 Days of Sleep

“Sleeping Beauty Syndrome” Costs 17-year-old Girl 64 Days of Sleep A Pennsylvanian teen slept from Thanksgiving to January, and it wasn’t the tryptophan. Nicole Delien, 17, suffers from an extremely rare sleeping disorder known as Kleine-Levine, or “Sleeping Beauty” syndrome, which is not at all a fairytale, but more like…>read more

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Marco Rubio Refuses to Offer Input on Earth’s Age

Marco Rubio Refuses to Offer Input on Earth’s Age   In an interview with GQ, Senator Marco Rubio, a Republican from Florida, said that he is not qualified to answer questions about the age of our planet.   “I’m not a scientist, man. I can tell you what recorded…>read more

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First Brothel Owner to Become County Commissioner

First Brothel Owner to Become County Commissioner Lance Gillman is a staunch Republican, and a brothel owner who became the Storey County Commissioner in Nevada, this election and stumped many of his critics. Possibly, Gillman, 68, is the first brothel owner in Nevada’s history to be elected…>read more

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Dolphin Killings Investigated Along Gulf

Dolphin Killings Investigated Along Gulf   In a report from the Sun Herald, a team from the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Gulfport found a dolphin on Ship Island on Friday with its lower jaw missing. The weekend before, the IMMS responded to a…>read more

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Michele Bachmann Releases Statement Asking Obama for Benghazi ‘Further Investigation’

Michele Bachmann Releases Statement Asking Obama for Benghazi ‘Further Investigation’   The Barack Obama administration has been accused of a ‘false narrative’ regarding the attack on the United States consulate in Benghazi. Those accusations came from Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann, a Republican. According to the Stillwater Patch, Bachmann has asked…>read more

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Glen Rogers Confesses in Discovery Channel Special to Killing Nicole Brown Simpson

Glen Rogers Confesses in Discovery Channel Special to Killing Nicole Brown Simpson It’s not over with our friend OJ Simpson: a new theory about the REAL killer of Nicole Brown Simpson is being floated on a Discovery Channel documentary. Though OJ was infamously acquitted of the 1995 deaths, he was found legally…>read more

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McKayla Maroney and Obama are not Impressed

McKayla Maroney and Obama are not Impressed McKayla Maroney became a meme when she made her cutesy scowl about performing less than her best at the Olympics, winning the silver instead of the gold at the vaulting competition. As with all memes, which is entitled “McKayla Maroney…>read more

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