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Opinion: I Don’t Care if the World is Watching, I Will Not Pretend to Enjoy These Thanksgiving Ceremonies

by Malia Obama Ok, enough is enough already. I need to be blunt for a moment. As the daughter of…

A shocking new study released out of Western State University reveals that modern technology is not having a profound effect…

During a press conference about the problems with the roll-out of the health care website, President Obama shocked the nation…

According to various members of her family, a slight fall breeze has triggered a reminiscence in local grandmother Bethany Wallace,…

According to a recent report from a team of physicists at Starbucks International University of Washington (Seoul Campus), billions of…

According to reports from across the nation, following yesterday’s midterm election results, citizens around the United States are expressing their…

According to sources close to the band, now that the Jonas Brothers have broken up they are ready to begin…

Amid complaints about the new Healthcare.gov website performance problems, Angela Leonard, a spokesperson from the government’s IT team, met with…

Following a meeting between NFL executives, Redskins owner Dan Snyder, and members of various Native American tribes, the NFL announced…

Our team of hackers has recently gained access to Hillary Clinton’s email database. The following represents an email sent from…

by Dr. Jason Stalwortz, Professor of Psychology at Northern University of Seattle To my esteemed colleagues, 35 years ago, a…

by Diane Reivy, White House Stenographer My Fellow Americans, Hello. By now you may have heard that I went on…