Seinfeld Actor Shoots Self in Head
Daniel von Bargen, whose various roles include George's Boss, Mr. Kruger, on "Seinfeld," shot himself in the temple Monday morning…
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Enquirer Publishes Photos of Whitney in Coffin
“They’ve gone too far!” That’s what many are saying now that the National Inquirer has put a picture of Whitney…
Barbie Evades Bratz Slap of Antitrust Lawsuit
Mattel, maker of the fashion doll Barbie line, has won the dismissal of the antitrust lawsuit brought against them by…
Law Firm Sued for Rescinding Job Offer to Pregnant Woman
Zorayda Moreira-Smith was offered a job at the law firm in January of 2011, but lost it on Jan. 6…
Crocodile Bites Off Man’s Testicles
It may have been ballsy for Jonah Maturure to cross the flooded Chivake River without his pants on, but he…
Suspect who Robbed Supreme Court Justice Turns Himself In
Vedel Browne has turned himself in to police this Sunday for robbing Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family…
Child Bondage Elementary Teacher to be Arraigned this Tuesday
Mark Berndt, the teacher accused of and arrested for taking bondage photos of over 23 children, mostly girls, from ages…
Lohan to Host SNL
It's comeback time for Lindsay Lohan, time to make it all right after her scuffles with the law. Now that…
Denny’s Fails to Punish Sexual Harassment, Telling Waitress to Pray Instead
You can't pass your managerial duties off on God. This is what Brandy Cachu's lawyers are claiming in their case…
Ski-thru Starbucks Monopolizes the Market
In their conquest to saturate the market and earth’s terrestrial geography, Starbucks is letting their attitude determine their altitude. Dominating…
South Carolina UFO Turns Night Sky Blue
Mother Nature's many attempts to exterminate the human race failed yet again this Monday, when a UFO, later identified as…
Maryland Bill May Cost University of Maryland Law Clinic $500,000
The University of Maryland environmental law clinic may have to pay up to $500,000 in legal expenses to the people…