X

VIDEO: Beyoncé’s Hair Gets Stuck in Fan

At a recent concert, it was revealed that one of Beyoncé’s biggest fans had a strong hold on her. On her hair that, is. While her security guards attempted to untangle what we will politely refer to as her hair, she kept singing her song “Halo” while the crowd cheered her on. Not that the relentless fan was moved by the situation: it had her hair, what more could it ask for? Was it frustration that came out in her vocals of that song, or something more like artistic inspiration?

A good sport about it, Beyoncé Instagrammed reworked lyrics of Halo to suit the rabid fan situation, as reported by E!: “Gravity cant begiiiiiiiin to pull me out of the fan again. I felt my hair was yankiiiiiiiin From the fan thats always hatiiiiiiiin Virgin Remy & Malaysiiiiiiaaaaaan Haaaaaaaaa!! I got snatched ‘2 snaps’ Goodnight All, B.”

That is a more humane take on the humbling experience then, say, trying to cover it all up. She was less polite to a human “fan” last May in Copenhagen when he slapped her behind while performing, and she stopped for a moment and threatened to have him throw out. I suppose given the choice between rude fans and inconvenient air conditioning units, I’d choose the latter. They at least don’t know what they are doing.

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.