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Legal Jokes

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he means is that after he bills…

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One to climb, one to shake it, and…

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Only one in two million does any real work.

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

What’s the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the…

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer…

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

Lawyers be like: I wish you a happy day but in no way guarantee you one. *escapes liability*

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

What do lawyers do after dates? They lie still.

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was…

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them, but you never see them.

Laugh Out Loud with the Best Legal Joke of the Day – Legal Humor to Brighten Your Day

“You’re a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me? “Absolutely! What’s the second…