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Violent Cravath Associate Hit with Three Year Suspension

Michael Zulandt, a former Cravath associate, has been barred from practice for three years by a New York Court. He…

Rumors of Kim Jong-un’s Assassination Highly Exaggerated

It’s been the buzz all day Friday: the twenty-something plump tyrant of North Korea has been assassinated! On an embassy…

Princess Cruise Catches a Nasty Infection

The 3,000+ passengers of the Princess Cruise ended their vacation early this week due to a viral outbreak. The Princess…

North Carolina Cold Case Unit Has Its First Break: 3 Arrested

On June 21, 1995, Charlene Simmons was murdered in her own home, which doubled as a bar, outside Kings Mountain,…

Worm Monster Caught on Tape!

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wished more than anything for her tiny-little ring to grow.…

Never Waste a Waist like This!

Iona Sapangenberg is a living hourglass of Barbie proportions. Being 5’6” and 84 pounds at 30-years of age is remarkable…

Law School Dropouts Sue Their School

Few law school drop-outs would admit they deserve their fate; two former students from Texas Southern University Thurgood Marshall School…

Santorum’s Triple Victory Embarrasses Romney

In a surprise swoop, Rick Santorum has beat out GOP front-runner Mitt Romney and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich in…

Anchorman Greg Kelly Cleared of Rape Charges

The rape charges brought up against Greg Kelly, Fox anchorman and son of New York Police Commissioner Ray Kelly, have…

Norwegian Terrorist Anders Breivik requests Freedom and Military Honor

In a routine custody hearing at a Norwegian court this Monday, it seems Anders Behring Breivik's mad plot to center…

Charges that Lance Armstrong Doped his Performance are Dropped

The dope charges against cyclist champion Lance Armstrong have been dropped. The US justice department has for two years been…

South Africa Sets Anti-homophobia Precedence In Charging Lesbian’s Murderers

On February 4, 2006, four men stabbed, stoned, clubbed, and kicked 19-year-old Zoliswa Nkonyana to death because she was openly…