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12 Ridiculous Things You Shouldn’t Put in Your Office…But May Want To
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Summary: These twelve gifts may be a funny surprise for your lawyer buddies, but they’ll definitely raise eyebrows if you actually put them in your office.

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Slap the butt lamp to turn it on. Photo courtesy of Bored Panda.

Recently The Butt Lamp took the internet by storm, but it made us wonder—would people really put one in their house? Let alone their office? It made us question what else was out there, so we scoured the net for some of the most ridiculous gifts for your friends.

  
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1. Butt Lamps

Not only are these lamps titillating to look at; they get turned on when your pinch or slap them.

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Buy one or three here.

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These butt lamps like to be turned on. Photo courtesy of 9Gag




2. Face Candles

For less than $25, you can burn a lifelike face like you’re in your own damn horror movie.

Buy them here!

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Creepy face candles. Courtesy of Etsy.


3. A Dave Grohl-as-Jesus Prayer Candle

While Foo Fighter’s Dave Grohl may have Jesus-like hair, it would be highly inappropriate to display this ode to the sacrilege in front of your boss or clients.

Buy it here!

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Dave Grohl candle. Courtesy of Etsy.


4. A Baked Potato Bean Bag Chair

While no one would find this cute baked potato chair offensive, your baller status may be in question.

Buy it here.

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Baked potato bean bag chair. Courtesy of Etsy.


5. Nicolas Cage Mouse Pad

This creepy mouse pad looks as if actor Nicolas Cage is floating out of a bath of milk–which is the perfect image to get you through your long work day.

Buy it here.

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The mousepad of your dreams. Courtesy of Etsy.


6. The Backwards Number Clock that will blow your mind

If you want to drive your clients crazy, put this clock up.

Buy it here.

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Backwards clock. Courtesy of Office Playground.


7. The Toilet Coffee Mug

Gross, just gross.

Buy it here.

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The toilet coffee mug. Courtesy of Office Playground.


8. Smores Keyboard

You sadly can’t buy this, but you can try to make it…although you’ll just end up pigging out on it.

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Smores keyboard. Photo courtesy of Content Universe.


9. Teddy Bear USB

The idea of a Teddy Bear USB sounds adorable… until you realize what it looks like when you actually use it.

Buy it here. 

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Teddy Bear USB. Courtesy of Content Universe.


10. 3D Anime Mouse Pads

Of course whoever invented these mouse pads made the 3D part of them boobs or butts.

You can buy a Levi 3D mouse pad here.

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3D mouse pad. Courtesy of Gizmodo.


11. Hush Napping Chair

While these may be the greatest nap pods of all time, they don’t scream “productivity” if you have one in your office.

Buy one here, anyway.

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Hush napping chair. Courtesy of Hush.

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12. Furniture Erotica

We’re not sure where Buzzfeed found this chair, but it looks like you can just hire someone and make your own!

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Furniture erotica. Courtesy of Buzzfeed.



 

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