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6 Ways to Fail a Legal Job Interview
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Giving a high five is not a good way to win over someone during a job interview.

Summary: Here are 6 ways to fail a legal job interview. Avoid all of these unless you want to fail your next interview.

1. When an interviewer gives you a cup of coffee, pour a little onto the floor and say, “For my homeys.”

  
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2. Integrate faux French phrases into your dialogue, such as, “I would say working hard is my etre de flume.

3. Carry your resumé and personal belongings in a handkerchief wrapped around a stick. Lament the fact that riding the rails “ain’t like it used to be.”

4. Tell them that you’re considering a day job but your real passion is your tortoise.

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5. Explain that they are not interviewing you, but rather Nell Carter through you.

6. Solicit high fives. If the interviewer does not comply, sneer, “Lame.”





 

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