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Is Miley Cyrus Really Pregnant with Juicy J’s Baby?

The media seems amazingly taken by the bratty and annoying Miley Cyrus, whose quasi-sexual antics made the MTV video awards all the talk. Her latest bit of nonsense comes from a report on CreamBMP.com that claims she took the stage with rapper Juicy J at the BET Hip Hop Awards, and when they talked of their new single ’23!’ Juicy J, 38, said “I assure you she’s been doing a lot more than twerking” after which Miley, 20, blurted out that she’s pregnant.

After the crowd laughed about it, she said “No, I’m really pregnant!”

But that’s probably a lot of horse-shit, or Onion style reporting from Cream Bmp Daily, as it is satire site, and also as Cyrus tweeted on Monday, “Waking up to the news that I’m now pregnant with @therealjuicyj baby.”

And her mother also wrote “hahahaha YEP! Read that last night!! This is my favorite one yet!”

So the rumor, apparently, is false – but how long before we cease to care? Hopefully soon! If music were all about being a loud and annoying nuisance, why would we bother calling it an “art” in the first place? Gyrating and screaming and sticking out your tongue for attention befits preschoolers.

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.