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Opinion: A Little Bit About Myself

by The Newly Discovered Mammal ‘Olinguito’

Hey guys, it’s nice to finally meet you. I had seen humanity from afar for a while and it’s nice to now see what all the buzz is about up close. You guys seem pretty weird but I don’t want to judge too quickly. Anyway I figured I should give a little introduction to who I am and what I’m all about now that we are getting to know each other.

I was born in Ecuador, and that’s where my whole family is from. We’re a pretty tight knit  and down-to-earth group. We might not be the nicest to look at, and we can get a little rowdy out in public but we’re good folks with big hearts. My dad enjoys fishing and hunting and my mom loves to spend time with my sister and I. She loves to treat us like kids even though we’re getting older. I think family is very important in life, and I am thankful to have people who care about me so much.

I like to spend my time walking around the forest, looking at different things and searching for stuff to eat. Every now and then I will see another animal and we will make eye contact and just stare at each other for a really long time. It’s kind of an odd sensation but I enjoy it. The predator/prey game can get tedious at times but a guy has to find a way to get some food. When I’m not out and about I will find a spot to sit and just hang out for hours at a time. Some might think I’m lazy but to each their own, you know? I do what I love.

I’m single right now but just came out of a pretty serious relationship. I’ve been broken up about it for a while but I’m the kind of guy who thinks all things happen for a reason so I am just trying to get through the hurt. I am hopeful I will find someone special, though some days that seems like it could never happen. I love being around kids and would love to start a family of my own someday.

In general I think it’s good to be nice to others, and if you’re going to do something in this life you should really put your heart into it. Everyone only has one life to live, so why not give it your all? Just my take on the matter.

Anyway, that’s just a little bit about who I am and the things that interest me. Hopefully we can get to know each other a little better, I’d be interested in hearing more about what you guys like to do. Thanks for reaching out to me.

Jonah: