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Justin Butt-Naked for His Grandma

Justin Bieber is that annoyingly narcissistic rock-star all the teen girls go crazy about. They must love this latest couple of pics released on TMZ which show the rock star playing his guitar in the buff. This pic is relatively old, from 2012, before he peed in a mop bucket, stiffed an indoor sky-jumping store their bill, and spat off balcony. The story behind the nudist pics, however, are a little less sexy than his precocious fans might take them.

After he slept in on Thanksgiving, he decided to make amends by jamming out naked for his grandma. “I loooove you grandmaa…how are youuu?…hello grandmaa!” he crooned, while covering his junk with the much appreciated (for once) acoustic guitar in his hands.

The family thought the prank was funny enough, but the grandma demanded the impetuous lad get some clothes over his naked frame.

Who ultimately snapped the pictures and sold them to TMZ is not at this time clear – but the prospect is creepy, to say the least. Teeny bopper girls may be thanking their respective deities for the release of the pic, but the rest of us must just groan and wonder when the Bieber backlash will finally take the punk out.

(Image Credit: TMZ)

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.