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Kim Kardashian Wonders How the F*** She Got Pregnant
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Audiences interested in the tepid, banal, and everyday will be excited to cloister together to view new episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, who seem to move at a pace easy enough to follow. Kim Kardashian asks “How the f-ck did I get like this?” regarding her pregnancy, and perhaps a recourse to her sex tapes could explain the process. In a later scene from the commercial she models her bare belly while wearing lingerie.

“It was really hard for me to accept that the body changes, and I was having a different kind of pregnancy than Kourtney did,” she said in reference to her older sister. “She made it look really easy, but ever since the baby started to kick I’ve really embraced it. Now I love being pregnant!”

  
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If these sound like comments your friends or sisters have also said then perhaps you will save yourself a season of watching people do what you already do yourself.

Or maybe you would love to tune in and hear such things as Kris Jenner, Kim’s proud mother, saying what you would expect a mother to say, “I’ve just never seen her this happy. She’s happier than she’s ever been and feeling so good. She’s just embracing the whole thing, and that just makes me very proud.”

Stay tuned as an expectant mother muses over her changing body shape, and her own mother is excited for a new member of the family! Thrill over things that happen in your own life each and every day!

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An alternative would be to follow the lead of The Family’s Guys Peter Griffin and making a cardboard cutout of a television and putting it around your head, giving the impression that your real life were a television show. In fact, that would probably be more interesting.





 

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