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Farrah Abraham May Be Pregnant with James Deen’s Baby

Farrah Abraham scored high ratings with her fake “accidentally leaked” sex-tape, which was really a porn she made with porn star James Deen: it lured 2 million viewers on the day of its release. But she might have more than bald memories from the day of the filming. Friends say that Farrah had not been with a man for more than a year before filming and when she missed her period she naturally enough went frantic and bought a pregnancy test from a local pharmacy, as TMZ reported.

After all, she didn’t use protection during the filming of the porn, and though a lot of the action of the film pertained to the title of the video, “Backdoor Teen Mom,” with the final moment of the film resulting in a situation that typically does not impregnate a woman (a standard porn finish), nevertheless, that she could have been impregnated is not entirely impossible, at least if the film is any evidence of possibility.

How she would tell that baby about its conception would be a tricky matter, but perhaps she could handle it deftly; after all Farrah already has planned out how she will tell her current daughter about it. As she explained:

I’ll tell her when she is around 13 [years old] and the periods start! We are just gonna sit down and have this talk so she can process her own way to ask me questions and make her own choices, and I think that will let her make way better choices than I have.

But I do understand that when she is going through puberty and we are talking about sexuality and dating, of course I will be more than ready to talk about that kind of stuff. I’ve done Teen Mom, I’ve done 16 & Pregnant, I talked about sex with people all the time. I think it’ll be OK, there are more serious things to talk about in my life — like her father’s death — than my sexuality.

Of course, this is assuming the child doesn’t learn of it from some secondary source before she turns 13.

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.