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Chris Brown Tweettacks Comedy Writer Jenny Johnson Before Deleting His Twitter Account

Chris Brown delighted his 11.6 million followers on Twitter with his sophisticated sense of humor, Sunday night, when he engaged in witty repartee against comedian Jenny Johnson. The singer and sometimes actor added to his inspiring career of beating up his girlfriend Rihanna and brawling at a nightclub with Drake, with another tasteful round and clever gesticulations.

The trouble began when Brown asked if he looked old in a photo. Johnson took the opportunity to quip on the narcissistic question (as reported in Buzzfeed):

I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. RT @chrisbrown: I look old as fuck! I’m only 23…

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. : take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.

It’s “HO” not “HOE” you ignorant fuck. RT @chrisbrown: take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE.

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I should fart while ur giving me top. “Seize the day” #CarpeDiem

Your mom must be so proud of you. RT @chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5: I should fart while ur giving me top.

@JennyJohnsonHi5 see.. I don’t even have to tell u what u already know. Thanks HO! #bushpig

@JennyJohnsonHi5 mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina, ….#pinkeye

Let me leave this bitch alone… It’s good to know my worth by listening to a bitch that is worthless! #iwin #bushpigswag

Okay. I’m done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me.

I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.