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Monica Lewinsky to Spill Kinky Sex Details about Bill Clinton

You would think having an affair with a married man would be a topic to leave behind you, at least 15 years after it happened. Nevertheless, Monica Lewinsky might be telling her side of the story of her affair with Bill Clinton for the second time. With a $12 million dollar advance for her memoir, perhaps she will bring something relevant to the table — or at least tasteful.

That, apparently, isn’t going to happen. Lewinsky is out for “revenge,” and feels the nation needs to know of Bill Clinton’s “insatiable desire for three-way sex, orgies, and the use of sex toys of all kinds,” said a source to the National Enquirer.

The memoir would also expose Clinton’s complaints about wife Hillary to Monica as her being a “cold fish,” and how he “laughed” over their “non-existence sex life.”

That’s a not so nice way for one woman to treat another, but Lewinsky seems more concerned with getting her book to sell. “No one will hire and she can’t get a job because of Clinton,” said a friend to the New York Post. After gaining her master’s degree, she did a stint as a news correspondent and attempted to market a handbag line, but never anything with enduring success.

The memoirs purportedly would also include some of her love letter to the president, a few of which she sent, others which she didn’t.

Nevertheless, a source to the Huffington Post says that whole thing isn’t true, that she will not pen the memoir.

“Several publishers would love her to tell all, but she has no intention of doing so,” said her friend, “She has been through enough already and all this happened 14 years ago. She has put it behind her and moved on with her life.”

The truth of the matter is yet to be seen.

Daniel June: Daniel June studied English literature at Michigan State University, graduating in 2003. Working a potpourri of jobs since, from cake-decorator to proofreader, his passion has always been writing, resulting in books of essays, novels, and children’s novellas.