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Sex Doll Rescued From Drowning by 18 Cops, Bias Prevented CPR Administration
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She seemed out of breath by the time the 18 police had pulled her from the river, but considering her apparent lifestyle, nobody volunteered to deliver mouth-to-mouth. The crowd of over a thousand people who had gathered to look on, while heroes did what they do best, where nonplussed when faced with the woman; they covered their children’s eyes and quickly dispersed. The cops must have been a bit deflated themselves, having worked so hard to rescue a used and discarded sex doll.

The drama went down on July 11 in China’s Shandong Province. Perhaps we shouldn’t be too surprised: Shandong produces a lot of the world’s sex toys. Nevertheless, at about 40 meters away, the incorrigible sex object might just look like she was a damsel in distress, and not gutter trash as many prudential commentators have since opined.

It’s not the first time a Chinese sex object has led to an anticlimax. Just last month, when miners were drilling a well shaft, they discovered what they took to be a legendary mushroom. It became the center piece for a news expose. Only later was the peculiar tuber revealed to be a creatively shaped sex toy. It seems artificially provocative items can be as stimulating as when real people make the news.



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