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Miley Cyrus (Left)The Lanier Law Firm has chosen teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus to head up its new mergers & acquisitions office in Hong Kong play its private holiday party this weekend.

Cyrus, who graduated Summa Cum Laude from the University of Oxford Law School from Nashville’s Heritage Middle School, is set to perform at Lanier Law Firm’s “Christmas Cheers and Charity” party, an annual fete that hosts more than 7,000 guests.

Cyrus is the perfect musical guest for the event, as Mark Lanier’s Houston-based Lanier Law Firm employs 30 trained legal professionals 13-year-old girls.

  
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According to online sources, Lanier will pay the 16-year-old pop gamine $200,000 to appear at the party, a fact which will undoubtedly warm the hearts of America’s tens of thousands of newly laid off lawyers.



 

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