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Woman Still Hasn’t Gotten Over Series Finale of ‘Lost’

Woman Still Hasn’t Gotten Over Series Finale of ‘Lost’ According to her friends, family, and therapists from around the globe, local bartender Meredith Samson still has not been able to process the finale of the television show ‘Lost’ and gain closure with her relationship with the program. “I just…>read more

No Comment February 9, 2014

Opinion: Wait, I Think Something Went Wrong

Opinion: Wait, I Think Something Went Wrong by Pete Seeger Hello? Can anyone hear me? This is Pete Seeger, singer/songwriter and pioneer of the folk movement in the United States. If you thought that I died a few weeks ago, well, I did too. For a while.…>read more

No Comment February 6, 2014

BREAKING: You Read Headline

BREAKING: You Read Headline According to various sources, you just read the headline to this article and are now continuing to read through the introduction of the piece. This is a developing story that is occurring in real time. “I am now reading a…>read more

No Comment January 20, 2014

SPONSORED: Please, Oh God Please Just Buy Our Product

SPONSORED: Please, Oh God Please Just Buy Our Product To the Consumers of America, Ok, look. We need to be honest. We’ve tried hundreds of marketing campaigns to get Peppermint Jack’s Hard Candies to the public. We’ve poured thousands of dollars into media advertising and publicity stunts. And it…>read more

No Comment January 19, 2014

Pictures of People Next to Short Blurbs in Which They Discuss Owls

Pictures of People Next to Short Blurbs in Which They Discuss Owls “My favorite species of owl has to be the Pel’s Fishing Owl. They have beautiful coats that turn spotted in the fall, and if you ever have the opportunity to hear their mating call you will know you are in…>read more

No Comment January 13, 2014

Man Fulfills Childhood Dream of Becoming that Angry Boss who is Always on Everyone’s Case

Man Fulfills Childhood Dream of Becoming that Angry Boss who is Always on Everyone’s Case Sources at Springfield Investment Funds are reporting that area businessman Jonathan Welcher has earned a promotion to manager, allowing him to finally fulfill his dream of being that evil, uncaring boss who regularly chews out his underlings. “Martin, get in…>read more

No Comment January 13, 2014

Opinion: Thank God it’s the Weekend

Opinion: Thank God it’s the Weekend by Chris Christie Yeesh, what a week! Boy, some days at work are tougher than others, but this week was like a bad day marathon! By Thursday I wasn’t sure I would even make it to the weekend! But somehow…>read more

No Comment January 11, 2014

Only Things Stopping Athlete from Achieving Dreams are Himself, Incurable Bone Disease

Only Things Stopping Athlete from Achieving Dreams are Himself, Incurable Bone Disease According to his friends and family, there is nothing stopping local teen Damien Smith from achieving his hopes and dreams of one day playing in the NBA, with the exception being his own mental hurdles as well as the incurable…>read more

No Comment January 9, 2014

Clarification: What I Am Doing in North Korea

Clarification: What I Am Doing in North Korea by Dennis Rodman Hello. Many are question me after my CNN interview, and I wish now to talk to you. I want you to know why I am doing. So please, listen to me, Dennis Rodman, and what I am having…>read more

No Comment January 8, 2014

Opinion: What the Hell is Going on Right Now?!

Opinion: What the Hell is Going on Right Now?! by Fargam, the Iranian Monkey Launched into Space OH MY GOD. THIS IS CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?! WHERE THE HELL AM I? WHAT THE….OH MY GOD WHAAAAAAAAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? AM I IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW?…>read more

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Sr. Legal Specialist - Labor & Employment Practices
USA-VA-Richmond

Altria Group is a FORTUNE 200 company that owns the premier tobacco companies in the United States including Philip Morris USA, U.S. Smokeless Tobacco Company, John Middleton and Nu Mark. The companie...