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Man Confesses to Theft and Fake Degree in Self-Written Obituary   Val Patterson, a 59-year-old man who died on July 10 from throat cancer, had bogus academic credentials and was also a thief unbeknownst to his family and friends. Patterson wrote his own obituary, in the first person, last fall.…>read more

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George W. Bush Enjoying Life as Former President Former President George W. Bush is enjoying his life out of the White House despite enduring so much criticism while in office.   “Eight years was awesome, and I was famous and I was powerful. But I have no desire…>read more

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Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Sage Stallone Funeral   The funeral of actor and director Sage Stallone will be picketed by members of the Westboro Baptist Church because his father, Sylvester Stallone, was an ‘adulterous dad.’ It was announced over the weekend that Sage, 36, was found dead…>read more

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Obama Says “You Didn’t Get There on Your Own” to Wealthy Americans   President Barack Obama restarted a class warfare-brand of rhetoric that has incensed thousands of hardworking Americans. Obama was delivering a speech to supporters in Roanoke, Virginia when he made the comments that affluent Americans did not achieve their success…>read more

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Country Music Pioneer Kitty Wells Dies at 92   Kitty Wells, famed singer, died at the age of 92 on Monday. According to her family, Wells died peacefully at home after complications from a stroke. Wells is known for the songs “Making Believe” and “It Wasn’t God Who…>read more

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US Bancorp Sued by City of Los Angeles   US Bancorp has been sued by Los Angeles in a lawsuit that claims the fifth-largest U.S. commercial bank is one of the city’s largest slumlords. The lawsuit also claims that the company has damaged the city’s appearance by allowing…>read more

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Sylvester Stallone Asks for ‘Respect’ in Wake of Son’s Death   Authorities have stated that there are no signs of foul play in the death of Sage Stallone even though the Los Angeles Police Department homicide detectives have been present for the majority of the case. Sage is the son…>read more

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TSA Frisks Man with World’s Largest Penis   The man who reportedly holds the world record for the largest penis was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9. Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA because of…>read more

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Obama Refuses to Apologize to Romney for Bain Capital Comments   On Sunday, the campaign for Mitt Romney said that President Barack Obama will say anything to be elected to a second term in the White House and that he should apologize for his attacks on the successful career of…>read more

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Deadly Shark Attack in Western Australia   Beaches at Wedge Island in Western Australia were closed over the weekend as a result of a surfer being bitten in half by a great white shark. Wedge Island is a very popular family tourist destination in Western Australia.…>read more

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