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Killer Vagina! Women Puts Poison In Herself and Asks Husband for Oral Sex

There are many ways to kill off a husband, and though they are all more or less illegal, just about every manner and style of the murderous deed has been attempted. Until now. A 43-year-old Brazilian from Sao de Jose Rio Preto was about to oblige his wife when she asked for oral sex, but complained of the odor. Thinking she must have some serious illness, he took her to the hospital, where she admitted she had poisoned her vagina in hopes of killing him.

The man had recently been rebuffing her attempts for a divorce. Perhaps he will reconsider his stance at this point. To say the least, he is suing her for attempted murder.

The wife, meanwhile, was lucky to visit the hospital, as it was discovered that there was enough poison in her vagina to kill them both. She subsequently was treated to avoid being done in herself by her cunning plot.

It should be noted that this is an especially bad way to try to kill somebody, unless you intend to kill off yourself as well, as the vagina could be said to be a “second mouth” in that it absorbs what is put into it. The woman could very well have lost her life, and was saved, in a manner, by her concerned husband.

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Daniel June Posted by on January 31, 2013. Filed under Shocking. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
  • Ampbeezie10

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!…………ahhhh i needed tht laugh……

 

 

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