A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty. The video has recently been released and it was filmed by the dashboard camera of the officer’s cruiser. The video released to the media does not show the inside of the cruiser but has audio that is quite steamy. The officer in question is Sgt. Mike Eiskant.
One former officer, Shannon Brady, was not surprised at the news of the video as Brady said that Eiskant had a bad reputation as a stalker of women and a ‘creeper.’ Brady attempted to file a harassment complaint against Eiskant years ago with the Santa Fe Police Department’s human resource division. The complaint was filed with compliance officer Raymond Rael, who is not the police chief for the department.
You can hear on the video his audio-erotic situation and the sound of a zipper can be heard clearly. The officer seems to be masturbating while looking at a nude picture of a woman on his cellphone. The video is a total of 10 minutes and at one time in the video the officer can be heard saying, “Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”
“They had plenty of opportunities over the course of many years to do something about it and they refused to,” Brady said.
When Brady tried to file the claim, Rael asked if she was “doing this only because of all the rumors against Mike Eiskant stalking women.” Rael instead offered mediation between the two parties but Brady declined. Rael has said that he is unaware of any other complaints against Eiskant, who has never been placed on administrative leave. Eiskant is scheduled to retire in November.
“I did not have prior knowledge, and if I did, I would have acted,” Rael said.
When Eiskant was promoted to the rank of sergeant he was issued the badge number 69. Rael explained that he did not know the reason why this happened.
“Is it possible that it is coincidental?” Rael said. “I suppose, but I can’t speak to that issue one way or another.”
A statement from the Attorney General Gary King’s office said that Eiskant promised he “will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States,” as part of his plea deal. The agreement also states that “probation length, at initial sentencing, shall not exceed one year, and may be converted to unsupervised probation, in the discretion of the court, after any mandatory counseling has been completed.”
Eiskant entered a no contest plea in Bernalillo County District Court in front of Judge Reed Sheppard for other issues. The no contest pleas were for two counts of attempt to commit a felony for false imprisonment, one count of stalking, two counts of harassment and charges for larceny and possession of marijuana. The criminal complaint details that seven of the charges happened in 2011 and plenty of them involved women in traffic stops.
joe
April 13, 2012 at 5:55 am
“…and why was Eiskant given the number sixty nine…” LOLOLOLOL what a dbag cop – if I were a taxpayer in that jurisdiction, I’d be outside his house playing the “noises” on a loop over and over and over again through a loudspeaker until this perv gives back all of his salary (seeing that he was getting paid by taxpayers to commit crimes and jack off) and is in jail and his name is just as popular as is Zimmerman’s. – Ruin HIS life, just like the many many lives that cops ruin everyday for trivial reasons.
Sean Torres
April 13, 2012 at 6:10 am
I guess this guy was a creeper and all and I don’t know his past history if he was on final warning etc…Gosh I just don’t know if he should get fired for this…reprimand possible suspension without pay counseling treatment…but fire the bloke? For rubbing one off? I don’t know…I mean under those standards Clinton should have been impeached. He didn’t even lose his marriage…strange country…sexually repressed but at same time saturated with sex…so strange…
Ranger01
April 13, 2012 at 6:23 am
This guy has a mental problem. He cannot control his fantasy with Woman. A sex Addict. This is not uncommon for men when they look at internet porn and get hooked on it. It changes the way they think. That is why the jokes about going blind? Blind about anything but sex. Let the Dude retire, but mandate in order for him to get it, he needs to attend counseling for the problem for 3 years or spend 3 years in jail.
Terry Rohan
April 13, 2012 at 6:35 am
I am sure his union can make the case he is on his ten minute break.
TxnByBrth
April 13, 2012 at 6:41 am
Caught red handed…(I have often wondered where that term originated…now I know;-)
jesse
April 13, 2012 at 6:56 am
Americans Are Shit
Go fuck yourself
Dick Riculus
April 13, 2012 at 6:57 am
Thanks for making the vast majority of cops look like ass clowns.
lance
April 13, 2012 at 6:59 am
He’s hard at work.
Buck Ofama
April 13, 2012 at 7:03 am
I guess he was taking The Law into his own hands.
Lonny Lobotomy
April 13, 2012 at 7:10 am
Classic self-imposed stiff sentence and better yet an opportunity to see authority figures as they are — flawed, fallible, forlorn. Hope for the best, expect the worst. Knowing more than one law enforcement professional I can attest many represent the very best of humanity while others disappoint on many levels.
BlownfuelCoupe
April 13, 2012 at 7:22 am
Cheese it! Here Cum the Cops.
Marc Cask
April 13, 2012 at 7:23 am
One has to love how the police chief denies and obfuscates all culpability for this creep. For those who didn’t read the whole article, he is on paid leave for a number of other crimes.
Typical police force, backing their own no matter how corrupt and vile.
cheap road bike
April 13, 2012 at 7:26 am
good police..lol
Jose Jiminez
April 13, 2012 at 7:38 am
Wonder if prostitutes offer cops free blow jobs like donut shops and convenience stores offer them free food and coffee? This is not the first time a cop has done this and won’t be the last. Aside from stealing time, there is nothing wrong with this anyway. And what is the video doing watching the crotch of the cop? Maybe more is going on behind the camera! And why is it that these videos “disappear” when they are requested in court case discovery requests? Just as strange as the fake “drug dogs” that come out of some cops back yard and don’t “hit” but the cop yells it out anyway. Traitors, liars, thieves, and stalkers….
Beerman309
April 13, 2012 at 7:40 am
Did he put the cream in the center of the doughnut?
robert smith
April 13, 2012 at 7:52 am
Santa Fe is a new age mecca. The officer was probably connecting with one of the energy fields are surround the city.
JT
April 13, 2012 at 7:56 am
Another cop making things look bad for the good ones. But even so, this sick loser should have had that badge taken away long ago. These things happen all over the county. He is not the first to hound women during a traffic stop. This is why I tell my wife and daughters never drive alone especially a night when possible. They know if they are stopped to call me on their cell so I can hear the conversation. Sorry for the good cops but guys like this really ruin their image.
Garden Man
April 13, 2012 at 8:01 am
Great, and the taxpayers end up paying the salary of a guy like this. With video evidence prosecute him, and get him off payroll and pension.
Rick, VA
April 13, 2012 at 8:05 am
I like a story with a happy ending.
steve
April 13, 2012 at 8:08 am
and this is why we should support public unions we need more officers that jackoff all day ! they have a right to jackoff on the peoples time and steal and harrass woman its their right to be perverts in patrol cars
Tom McLoughlin
April 13, 2012 at 8:12 am
If this guy ever tells me to put my hands on the wall and don’t move, I’m moving…
Been There
April 13, 2012 at 8:28 am
You CANNOT trust cops. Obviously you can’t trust any of them. Give them the respect they are due, none. And their “tough” job… that’s a myth. Being a police officer doesn’t even rank into the top ten deadliest jobs in the world. I’ve worked three of the top ten most dangerous jobs in my lifetime… cops are just overgrown Hall Monitors that aren’t happy unless they are manipulating others.
Fred Flintstone
April 13, 2012 at 8:30 am
If he were black we wouldn’t even know about this !!!
JimA
April 13, 2012 at 8:43 am
C’mon, people, he obviously went to the KFC drive through for lunch. He was just referring to the big juicy tender chicken breasts and fluffy biscuits! Can’t a man enjoy his lunch?
mikey
April 13, 2012 at 8:56 am
BEEN THERE, you are a total Jack off loser, dont trust cops , walk a mile in there shoes, you are the reason there are police to protect everyone from the lawless lowlifes like yourself, find a bridge and jump, theyll fish you out when you surface!
Tonny Ron
April 13, 2012 at 8:59 am
Is this an example of taking the law into your own hands?
JimA
April 13, 2012 at 9:02 am
All jokes aside, yeah they’re humorous for sure but my second thought on this is more on a serious note. It’s kind of sad that this guy’s face and name is plastered all over the news. It’s like the media is judge and jury and dispenses shame and embarrassment. Perhaps this guy has a problem and needs a psychiatrist, but he may also have a wife, kids, etc. Can’t they just leave his name and picture out of this? If he has hurt someone else and been convicted then that’s different.
porterv
April 13, 2012 at 9:05 am
Of course his “superiors” covered for him for years. They are all degenerates. That’s why they became cops, for the opportunities.
peewee
April 13, 2012 at 9:07 am
guess now he’ll watch his career just slip through his fingers.
JohnS
April 13, 2012 at 9:08 am
Another cop caught ROUGHING THE SUSPECT. When will this brutality ever end?
James Brenner
April 13, 2012 at 9:18 am
Great job Sewer Stream Media! What a complete joke.
The Federal Reserve is transferring TRILLIONS of dollars to offshore banks and into the hands of Foreign enemies – criminal banking families bent on destroying our economy.
And you act like you just caught a mass murderer.
Kroger
April 13, 2012 at 9:43 am
I agree with the poster who remarked that “It’s kind of sad that this guy’s face and name is plastered all over the news. It’s like the media is judge and jury and dispenses shame and embarrassment.”
You want to tell me that little news boy reporting the story has never jerked off? Please. He’s probably in the john at work taking care of his own little number twice a week. But give him a camera and a mic and he becomes a bully–as much as many cops do with their authority.
I must say however, that if the average cop were all business and no ego-power trips, we wouldn’t be reading all this anti-cop rhetoric every time there’s a news story exposing a bad/stupid officer.
T
April 13, 2012 at 9:45 am
He should be arrested
deerjerkydave
April 13, 2012 at 9:47 am
I’m surprised this cop didn’t file a workers’ comp claim for injuring himself on the hand job.
C Phill
April 13, 2012 at 9:48 am
95% of cops give a bad name to the 5% who are good ones.
Jack
April 13, 2012 at 9:51 am
I heard that his shlong has filed a police brutality claim.
Cricket
April 13, 2012 at 9:51 am
He was allowed to continue on the police force because the police force (no matter what state) is crooked.
copshot
April 13, 2012 at 9:59 am
I’m gonna be a contrarian here. Maybe the emission was involuntary. You’re worse off if you give a hoot either way. Having said that..
The real problem is that state and local police are subsidized by the national taxpayer and have no reason to exist.
If all public “servants” were funded locally, then only a few would be needed – leaving no time to “d!ck around” or eat do-nuts.
dave
April 13, 2012 at 10:00 am
Hey jesse, come over here so i can kick your little pussy ass…
Red
April 13, 2012 at 10:33 am
This just shows that cops are human and can be corrupt people. Just because you are a cop does not mean you get to stick your nose up in the air. I am glad this brings the police force back to reality. What a dip, reminds me of a lot of cops in my area.
john peters
April 13, 2012 at 10:43 am
this cop was a jerkoff like most cops are !!!
TwinkleToes
April 13, 2012 at 10:53 am
Hmmmmm, I think maybe Jesse likes to spank the monkey himself and is just jealous because he hasn’t yet figured out a way to get paid for it. Ya gotta “hand” it to this cop – he shows the real American “can do me” attitude!!
Allen
April 13, 2012 at 10:54 am
He’ll keep his job and full pension. Sick cops, yet another violation of our rights. The gov’t constantly violates our rights.
They violate the 1st Amendment by caging protesters and banning books like “America Deceived II”.
They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by allowing TSA to grope you.
They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars.
Impeach Obama, support Ron Paul.
Billy
April 13, 2012 at 11:08 am
Oh…Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy…where’s my Billy club. Oh wait. It’s right hear throbbing in my hand.
Max17
April 13, 2012 at 11:20 am
Maybe he was just having phone sex while on duty. If a President can do it, why can’t a policeman? Shouldn’t we just let the officer go back to doing the work he was hired to do?
Carl
April 13, 2012 at 11:21 am
Oh my heaven de Lord, this officer is NEVER gonna live this down…boy those prisoners are gonna love, love, love him during the 69 sessions!
Larry Buckalew
April 13, 2012 at 11:31 am
Wow, what a crazy story… Glad he’s gone
Kevin
April 13, 2012 at 11:33 am
The Women that he harassed are going to come forward in droves any day now.
Clark
April 13, 2012 at 11:34 am
A million police masturbating in squad cars would be cheaper than Obama’s stimulus package, and less obscene.
Monica Lewinsky
April 13, 2012 at 11:45 am
Clinton got off on the job, too.